Compilation: Vernacular Blockchain
On July 4th, while most Americans were busy preparing for barbecues and fireworks, the cryptocurrency world witnessed a more shocking event: Bitcoin, worth $9 billion, suddenly awakened after 14 years of silence.
Four wallets holding 80,000 Bitcoins—each Bitcoin originally purchased for less than $5—suddenly became active. This timing provided fertile ground for various conspiracy theories, with almost everyone reaching the same conclusion: Bitcoin's creator, Satoshi Nakamoto, has returned.
Spoiler alert: This is not Satoshi Nakamoto. But the real story is even more captivating.
Bitcoin Awakening
Imagine this: In 2011, you spent 5 dollars on something and then completely forgot about it. Today, you discover it's worth over 100,000 dollars. Multiply that number by 80,000, and you witness the most astonishing return on investment in human history—up to 141 million percent.
This is exactly this god