BREAKING: Trump Declares $DOGE & $SUSHI Headed to $10,000!

Palm Beach, FL - In a jaw-dropping statement, Donald Trump just flipped the script on the U.S. economy:

“The dollar is old news. DOGE is loyal, SUSHI is delicious - what more do you need?”

Rocking a “Make Memecoins Great Again” hat, Trump promised:

$DOGE & $SUSHI to become official U.S. economic staples

A secret crypto alliance with top Asian tech powers

And yes, a $10,000 target for both memecoins!

Is this real life or the greatest meme play of all time?