Me on a Sunday after realizing my MagicNewton agent ran strategies, verified actions, and stacked $NEWT while I was offline.

Everyone else: Why you smiling like that?

Bro…
I don’t chase charts anymore.
My agent runs my whole onchain flow.

It’s verifiable AI that does the work... autonomous, trustless, and onchain 24/7.

While they’re still bridging manually,
I’m sipping zobo watching $NEWT print.

gNewt active.
Automation loud.
Conviction deeper than the mempool.